does any 1 want my recipe for beef stew and dumplings,, its the absolute dogs nads,,
other than that im a single father from london my daughter is 4 an a half years old and i have raised her since she was 1 ,, i am totally dismayed that all my friends that i had befor i was in this position have now dropped me like a ton of bricks,, so i would like 2 hear from any other single fathers that have now found thier self in my situation,,
i hope this blog reaches some body ,, any body,,, arrrgggggg some 1 talk 2 me
well some 1 posted me a reply,,, whoop de woo,,,
any way an update on the beef stew recipe ,, i cant in all good faith hand that recipe out as i went 2 a freinds and had a better stew than my own,, so the recipe is retracted,,
soooo i have more pressing things on my mind and thats how come after 4 years im still a single 34 year old man ,,,
questions need 2 be asked !!!!
so i shall ask them and do my best 2 answer them
so here goes
Q 1 ,, SO DAVID LETS START WITH THE BEDROOM ,, WHAT R U LIKE IN BED,,,
A, well generally i tend 2 sleep on my stomach and dont snore unless iv had a skin full of moonshine
Q 2,, DO U PROPERLY MASTICATE YOUR FOOD B4 SWALLOWING
A, thats digusting i would never mix food and sex
Q 3,, WHATS YOUR HEALTH LIKE
A, generally very good but i do suffer from an hireditory problem of dioreah
DAVID DIOREAH IS NOT AN HIREDITORY PROBLEM
A, well its in my jeans
Q 4,, DO U THINK U WOULD MAKE A GOOD PARTNER
A, well i dont often play tennis but yes if i did then i would make a great partner
Q 5,, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON MANOGOMY
A, i think manogomy is great u can make really good quality furniture from it
DAVID HERE IS MY PROGNOSIS AS TO WHY YOU ARE SINGLE
YOU ARE A THICK BASTARD ,,,,,
2 comments:
Dude...really...
You cannot say that you have a great recipe for beef stew, and then say "it's the dog's nads."
No one will want to eat it.
Except, maybe, the Vietnamese.
Now if you say "it's the dogs bollocks", well, then, that's all different! You aren't completely alone out there, non-reliable mates notwithstanding. Just write more, someone on the intarnetz will hear you! Really!
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