Friday, 26 October 2007

single fathers

does any 1 want my recipe for beef stew and dumplings,, its the absolute dogs nads,,
other than that im a single father from london my daughter is 4 an a half years old and i have raised her since she was 1 ,, i am totally dismayed that all my friends that i had befor i was in this position have now dropped me like a ton of bricks,, so i would like 2 hear from any other single fathers that have now found thier self in my situation,,
i hope this blog reaches some body ,, any body,,, arrrgggggg some 1 talk 2 me


well some 1 posted me a reply,,, whoop de woo,,,


any way an update on the beef stew recipe ,, i cant in all good faith hand that recipe out as i went 2 a freinds and had a better stew than my own,, so the recipe is retracted,,


soooo i have more pressing things on my mind and thats how come after 4 years im still a single 34 year old man ,,,
questions need 2 be asked !!!!

so i shall ask them and do my best 2 answer them

so here goes


Q 1 ,, SO DAVID LETS START WITH THE BEDROOM ,, WHAT R U LIKE IN BED,,,

A, well generally i tend 2 sleep on my stomach and dont snore unless iv had a skin full of moonshine

Q 2,, DO U PROPERLY MASTICATE YOUR FOOD B4 SWALLOWING

A, thats digusting i would never mix food and sex

Q 3,, WHATS YOUR HEALTH LIKE

A, generally very good but i do suffer from an hireditory problem of dioreah

DAVID DIOREAH IS NOT AN HIREDITORY PROBLEM

A, well its in my jeans

Q 4,, DO U THINK U WOULD MAKE A GOOD PARTNER

A, well i dont often play tennis but yes if i did then i would make a great partner

Q 5,, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON MANOGOMY

A, i think manogomy is great u can make really good quality furniture from it

DAVID HERE IS MY PROGNOSIS AS TO WHY YOU ARE SINGLE
YOU ARE A THICK BASTARD ,,,,,